Polishing a turd definition: The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
Example: She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let’s face it, you can’t polish a turd.
“Bottom line America, thousands of homeowners are just walking away from their underwater homes every month and any loan modification plan that does not address “true” market real estate values is a plan made to fail and a mortgage turd that cannot be polished.”









California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is imposing 90-day stays on foreclosures and encouraging lenders to modify existing home loans as a way of keeping people out of foreclosure, state officials said on Wednesday. The Governor will ask lawmakers to back legislation
Homeowner Alert:
JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPM) the largest U.S. bank by market value, plans to offer $110 billion in loan modifications of mortgages with plans to expand its modification program within the next 90 days to help 400,000 homeowners avoid foreclosure.
Earlier this week, James Lockhart, the director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency and the government conservator of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, said that the two companies need to begin writing 
THE US Treasury Department needs to take the same kind of aggressive steps to ease financial strains on homeowners that it took to guarantee the
House Financial Services Committee chairman Barney Frank is warning Wall Street hedge funds and threatening to subpoena at least two hedge funds, Greenwich Financial Services and Braddock Financial to testify next month after the funds warned
The facts are that when there is a world-wide crisis and potential solutions are proposed, not everyone will be happy with these proposals. Such is life. But when it comes to our economy and the mad dash to hold on to cash, many investors on Wall Street are not going to accept these proposals lightly.
The Federal Deposit Corporation (FDIC) has a job to do and this job may be the biggest clean up effort by any government or non-government agency ever in the history of our country and quite possibly the world.
“The housing crisis is the fault of predatory lenders, irresponsible buyers and careless Wall Street investors. I’m particularly amazed that people (on Wall Street) who had all these sophisticated models and were trained to analyze all this stuff bought it and distributed these loans around the world,” said HUD chief, Steve Preston, in a town hall forum meeting in Seattle.